Yarsh Blog http://www.yarsh.com is better than your mom. Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:02:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Hi all… http://www.yarsh.com/2009/02/hi-all/ http://www.yarsh.com/2009/02/hi-all/#comments Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:09:05 +0000 Yarsh http://blog.yarsh.com/?p=158 Continue reading →]]> It’s been a LOOOOOoooong time since I have posted anything. And I am not going to be posting anything significant here just yet…

This is just a note to say that I am planning a site redesign. I have gotten rid of my content at yarsh.com and this blog will be the new home of yarsh.com (blog.yarsh.com will continue to point to this location). Once I have the redesign complete, I will begin at least attempting to post semi-regularly. I will also host some of the old content here, specifically IOTD (funny images around the interwebs) and Looney Bin (personal pictures).

Stay tuned, and thanks to the 3 or 4 of you who just happen to still be subscribed to my RSS feed. It will be worth it.

Eventually.

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]]> http://www.yarsh.com/2008/03/huh/feed/ 4 Look! A White Elephant!!! http://www.yarsh.com/2008/01/look-a-white-elephant/ http://www.yarsh.com/2008/01/look-a-white-elephant/#comments Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:04:17 +0000 Yarsh http://blog.yarsh.com/?p=156 Continue reading →]]> Sorry I have been away for so long. Lots of stuff going on – some good, some not good – but I finally had some stuff that I really wanted to get onto my blog, and this is a quick and silly one.

So, the company had a Christmas party this year and we were going to do a White Elephant gift exchange. So, I came up with a creative idea for it and began the necessary work to implement it. Then, 3 days before the party, the gift exchange was cancelled. So, since I had already invested a decent amount of time into this gift, I decided not to stop at just 1 gift, but enough for everyone at the party (well, employees at the party). The following is what I came up with – each were framed individually, wrapped, and randomly selected by my coworkers (with the exception of 2)… (and of course, clicky to embiggenate)

Shagadellic
Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah!!!


Eat your ham, Tina
It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.


I am the Walrus
Sargeant Yarsh’s one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band


Leonidas never looked so happy
Yarsh… In… SPARTAAAAA!!!!


Freedom, anyone? Anyone?...
I look good in a kilt… with Mel Gibson’s pre-alcoholic body…


I'm sorry. That last hand... it nearly killed me.
Bond. Yarsh Bond.


It's cold outside!...
Duuuun dun dun dun Duuuuun… SuperYarsh!!!


We named the monkey Jack.
YAAAAARRRRRsh


Throw me the idol...
Asps… Very dangerous. You go first.

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]]> http://www.yarsh.com/2008/01/look-a-white-elephant/feed/ 2 Why didn’t I think of that? http://www.yarsh.com/2007/07/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/ http://www.yarsh.com/2007/07/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/#comments Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:55:18 +0000 Yarsh http://blog.yarsh.com/?p=155 Continue reading →]]> This morning I was right on time for work. But then I realized I had to get gas. So I stopped for gas. Then I was back on my way… and remembered that I forgot to take my Lactose meds. So I drove back home and grabbed my meds. Then I was finally off to work. At the main enterance to Desert Ridge (thanks for the map link, j0tt), I saw the coolest (to me) license plate ever…

DreamTheater License Plate

DRMTH8R – Dream Theater!

Damn, why didn’t I think of that??? Oh right – because I already had YARSH.

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]]> http://www.yarsh.com/2007/07/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/feed/ 2 Congratulations, PFC Handorf! http://www.yarsh.com/2007/07/congratulations-pfc-handorf/ http://www.yarsh.com/2007/07/congratulations-pfc-handorf/#comments Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:15:09 +0000 Yarsh http://blog.yarsh.com/?p=154 Continue reading →]]> Just wanted to post so I could congratulate my best friend Randall for graduating from Army Basic Training.

Randall in Dress

Seriously, I am so proud of him for doing this. Joining the Army (National Guard) is something that I don’t think I could pull off.

Again, Congrats!

UPDATE: I have received a couple of additional pictures and thought I would share.

PFC Randall Handorf

Randall, Rickey, and Mom

Randall and Dad

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]]> http://www.yarsh.com/2007/07/congratulations-pfc-handorf/feed/ 5 Tired of the ‘Dramatic Chipmunk’?… http://www.yarsh.com/2007/07/tired-of-the-dramatic-chipmunk/ http://www.yarsh.com/2007/07/tired-of-the-dramatic-chipmunk/#comments Wed, 11 Jul 2007 22:32:03 +0000 Yarsh http://blog.yarsh.com/?p=153 Continue reading →]]> If you happen to NOT be tired of the Dramatic Chipmunk, or have not yet seen variations of the theme, then click here. Otherwise, the following videos are for your viewing pleasure.

Guyz Nite may have created the awesomest song-tribute to a movie. I present… Die Hard! Note – this song does have a verse about ‘Live Free or Die Hard‘, but it really doesn’t give anything away. Also note – this song does contain some language. Yippi-kay-ay Mother F…

Next, is an oldie but a goodie. Oldie is subjective (it came out a few months ago), but I knew about it then and apparently didn’t blog it. So here is No More Kings‘ sweet song and even sweeter video “Sweep The Leg“. A song based around The Karate Kid. This song is pretty cool, but the best part is that all of the actors (with the exception of the band and a pizza-joint-managing Dennis “Mr. Belding” Haskins) are the same actors that were in the original movie.

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]]> http://www.yarsh.com/2007/07/tired-of-the-dramatic-chipmunk/feed/ 0 Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuun!!!!! http://www.yarsh.com/2007/06/dun-dun-duuuuuuuuun/ http://www.yarsh.com/2007/06/dun-dun-duuuuuuuuun/#comments Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:00:59 +0000 Yarsh http://blog.yarsh.com/?p=152 It took a few views… The first time I watched it, I thought it was kinda funny. By the fifth time, I laughing hysterically.

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]]> http://www.yarsh.com/2007/06/dun-dun-duuuuuuuuun/feed/ 3 The ‘Q’ stands for Kwality http://www.yarsh.com/2007/06/the-q-stands-for-kwality/ http://www.yarsh.com/2007/06/the-q-stands-for-kwality/#comments Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:37:50 +0000 Yarsh http://blog.yarsh.com/?p=151 Continue reading →]]> The shirt that I am currently wearing is ok. Nothing great. Doesn’t even look spectacular. But it is comfortable and is apparently designed to stay cool even in the summer heat (the verdict is still out on that one). But this particular shirt has 1 major thing going for it – It is a Haggar shirt that has a ‘Q’ stitched into the upper-back (near the neckline) on the inside of the shirt. This ‘Q’ signifies Haggar’s undeniable quality of clothing and production. There’s even a tag in the shirt that explains this quality…

Haggar Menans Quality

It’s got an “unconditional lifetime guarantee against defects in workmanship & materials.” Does this menan that I can get a replacement shirt tag for free?

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]]> http://www.yarsh.com/2007/06/the-q-stands-for-kwality/feed/ 3 Adding of the more cluttering for make benefit glorious blog of Yarsh… http://www.yarsh.com/2007/06/adding-of-the-more-cluttering-for-make-benefit-glorious-blog-of-yarsh/ http://www.yarsh.com/2007/06/adding-of-the-more-cluttering-for-make-benefit-glorious-blog-of-yarsh/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:12:04 +0000 Yarsh http://blog.yarsh.com/?p=150 Continue reading →]]> Been pretty busy round these parts as of late. But one thing remains constant in my day to day life… Reading blog posts. When I need a break, I take a look at what other people are writing, whether it be celebrity news, technology news, gaming, coding, cartoons, or personal blogs. With Google Reader, Google gave bloggers around the world the ability to share their personal favorite blog posts with others publicly. Now they have a new(er) script that you can place into your personal website that will share your most recently shared items with those people who read your blog.

So now, whenever I see a post that I enjoy or think others will like, I will share it with you all. You can read these posts by clicking on the links over there on the left-side of the page under Yarsh is Reading…

I do want to thank Mark for pointing this awesome feature out. Of course, he probably subscribes to 95% of the same blogs that read (and another 100% more blogs than I even read), so this feature will not be used by him. But for you other 4… actually, none of you will care. But I think it’s cool so sue me tough cookies! I’m keeping it!

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]]> http://www.yarsh.com/2007/06/adding-of-the-more-cluttering-for-make-benefit-glorious-blog-of-yarsh/feed/ 0 Keytar Hero http://www.yarsh.com/2007/05/keytar-hero/ http://www.yarsh.com/2007/05/keytar-hero/#comments Thu, 24 May 2007 06:00:32 +0000 Yarsh http://blog.yarsh.com/?p=149 Continue reading →]]> One day I told Shorty that he should make a comic on his website about Guitar Hero… Actually, I told him he had to make a Keytar Hero comic panel. But he never did, so I took matters into my own hands…

I thought it was pretty funny and turned out very well (and done in a similar style to his website). I don’t really wish they made a Keytar Hero game – I love the Guitar Hero series on its own – but I thought the idea in general was damn funny. I let him post the image on his website yesterday, but had to do my own post for the other 2 of you to see my masterpiece. So here you go :-)

YARSH ATTACKS WITH KEYTAR SOLO!!!! (room clears out…)

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