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No more Wire?

Looney Bin:

GT Race at PIR, May 13, 2006

2/7/2006
	No more Wire? - by Yarsh
		A Final update?
11/25/2003
	Help Fight Terrorism - by Yarsh - thanks to Kel
		It is your duty as an American...
10/3/2003
	Guess the Dictator or Sitcom Character - by Yarsh
		Waste hours of your (not so) precious time...
9/12/2003
	Yarsh is happy again! - by Yarsh
		It's all good for you 800 X 600 users out there!
9/10/2003
	Yarsh is upset - by Yarsh
		All right, all right......
9/8/2003
	Yarsh.com to be remodeled??? - UPDATE - by Richard
		Could it really happen after all these years...
7/20/2002
	Heard any good jokes lately? - by Yarsh
		A boy walks into a whorehouse with a dead frog on a string...
7/5/2002
	PhoenixDown.net is complete! - by Yarsh
		C'mon over!
4/8/2002
	You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... - by Yarsh (courtesy of 1337 h4x0r)
		New Stand-up from Darth Foxworthy!
3/15/2002
	Declassified Material Reveals 'Special' Secret Weapon From Gulf War - by Rick Handorf (couresty The Onion)
		Recently declassified material reveals that we had some very special help during the gulf war.
3/14/2002
	Squaresoft's Powerplay, or 'The Day a Million Gamers Experienced Horrible And Prolonged Siezures' - by Rick Handorf (courtesy IGNcube)
		Current temperature in hell is roughly 40 below zero. Tonight's forecast calls for wind gust of up to a thousand miles an hour (Sqare's back!)
2/8/2002
	ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, AND SYRIA FORM 'AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL' - by Unknown Source (brought to our attention by Partz)
		President Bush's 'Axis of Evil' now has a few brothers and sisters.
12/26/2001
	Night Befoh Kwanzaa - by Rick Handorf (thx to Fazed.net)
		Satire based on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'
12/7/2001
	What will we be called??? - by Yarsh
		Vote in the Yarsh poll RIGHT NOW!
11/19/2001
	No One Cares. - by Yarsh
		Good Game PPL.
11/7/2001
	MLB: You're making a BIG Mistake - by Yarsh
		Are the DiamondBacks moving to the American League?
11/1/2001
	Cardinals Anthrax Scare - by Randall Handorf
		AZ Cardinals: A rare and deadly encounter?
10/29/2001
	Long Time Secret Slips In Game Two... - by Rick Handorf
		As it turns out, the 'Big Unit' is second only to one other 'Big Unit'.
10/26/2001
	Space Bass Lands In Phoenix, AZ! - by Associated Press
		Space Bass lands in Phoenix, authorities speculate that there is no immediate danger of an amp following any time soon.
10/21/2001
	DiamondBacks are going to the World Series - by Yarsh
		Little Slugger wins the NLCS MVP award

Yarsh...

rocks!
sucks!
sucks at rocking!
rocks at sucking!
broke up the band!

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